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Hey there, hacker 👾,

Welcome to Hacker Bites — where 1000+ mildly paranoid caffeine addicts get their dose of cybersecurity news (and memes).

🧠 We take security seriously — but not ourselves.

The main writer of this newsletter is a Cybersecurity Analyst who’s got your back. You’ll get sharp breakdowns of the latest threats, breaches, tools, and tactics... all with zero jargon and a healthy dose of snark. Think of us as your paranoid friend who also happens to be hilarious and really good at patch management.

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Just let me know if you need help with anything and I am more than happy to step away from eating my cookies for a bit to help.

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Lock it down,

— The Hacker Bites Team